From Twitter 08-13-2009

• 03:12:03: Timothy O'Malley was a humorless man, and he also lived with a cat. The cat's name was Mr. Mittens, and even he hated the police detective.
  
• 03:13:48: While O'Malley was away, the cat marked his territory everywhere, and he had learned to open silverware drawers and lick everything inside.
  
• 03:18:03: Though they never met, Mittens was probably a cousin of Coroner Ted's cat, whose name was Fez. All cats are related in some way regardless.
  
• 03:21:28: Coroner Ted's mother, Mother Ted, was a crazy old lady who had owned many a cat in her day. She had been dead for years in front of the TV.
  
• 03:23:31: Coroner Ted had long suspected his mother's death but wasn't sure of it, because he kept hearing her voice, telling him that women were bad.
  
• 03:26:33: Fez the cat, though he had confirmation of the death, simply didn't care. He still got fed and was prone to napping in Mother Ted's hair.
  
• 03:29:32: But I cannot stress this point strongly enough, this is not about Ted, or Mother Ted, or Fez the cat. It's about the gun pointed at Fargas.
  
• 03:33:09: But it does concern Mr. Mittens, and his owner/victim Tim O'Malley, Frank's former partner and current gun-holding threatener. Kinda sorta.
  
• 03:38:11: O'Malley held the gun on Fargas. It seemed like forever. It *can* seem forever in stories like this, if the writer gets distracted enough.
  
• 03:44:05: But in 1958, and I can't tell you how thoroughly into 1958 we are here, there is no dang Attention Deficit Disorder crap to blame things on.
  
• 03:47:15: The gun. Talk about the gun. What if I told you that O'Malley just put the gun down now? Wouldn't that just be a rip off at this point?
  
• 03:52:22: Yes, yes it would. Frank knew there was no way to explain this murder to his former partner. And Tim wouldn't have believed it regardless.
  
• 03:55:08: Frank reached inside his coat for a cigarette. Detective O'Malley assumed he was going for a gun and shot him twice, killing him instantly.
  
• 04:00:10: That's because this story ultimately isn't the Frank Fargas story. It might also be of interest to note here that Coroner Ted is bisexual.
  
• 04:08:48: Another day. Sad to think about shooting my ex-partner, O'Malley thought. 2 more fresh corpses for that corpse-fondling weirdo Ted's slab.
  
• 04:15:12: O'Malley headed home, not aware that Mr. Mittens had sprayed his pungent, uriney cat scent over the whole apartment to assert his ownership.
  

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